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Pro Football Basics ShareThe National Football League (NFL) has, in many people’s view, supplanted baseball as “America’s Pastime.” The debate of what is more popular College versus Pro Football shows no sign of getting any easier as both sports have a huge fan base throughout the country. How the game is played Football is played on a field that is 100 yards long by 53.33 (repeating of course) wide. There is an offense (team with the football) and a defense (team trying to get the football) with eleven players each for a total of 22. The offense is provided 4 plays to advance the ball 10 yards. If they are successful they get 4 more plays (First Down). The goal for the offense is to score by either having the ball cross the goal line (6 points +1) or by kicking the ball through yellow uprights for a field goal (3 points). The defense is tasked with stopping the offense from scoring by not allowing them a First Down or by taking the ball away from the offense through a fumble recovery or interception. There are a myriad of rules in football and as such there are seven officials decked out in black and white stripes (commonly referred to as “zebras”) responsible for enforcing them. There are tons of rules infractions such as holding, false start, offsides, neutral zone infraction, and pass interference. If you know all of these infractions then you shouldn’t be on this site. The officials do put forth their best effort, but officiating is only a part time job. As big and powerful as the NFL is, one would think that they could hire some full time cronies, um, officials. The game itself consists of four – 15 minute
periods (quarters). The team with the most points wins,
duh. In the event of a tie, the game goes into a
15 minute overtime and if the team that has the ball first
scores a touchdown, the game is over. If, however,
that team only scores a field goal, then the other team gets
a chance to score at a minimum a field goal (still tied up).
If both teams get a field goal on their first possession the
next team to score wins. If both teams are so inept
that they can only muster field goals during the overtime
then they keep playing until there is a winner. Suck
it Soccer and your nampy pampy fans! Each Conference contains four cardinal divisions (North,
South, East, West) with four teams each and is shown in the
table below:
The regular season consists of 16 weekly games that encompasses 17 weeks and generally lasts from early September to the end of December. Each division winner and two “Wild Card” teams from each conference make up the 12 team playoff. The winner of each conference (Conference Champion) meet in the Superbowl (most watched television event) , which if I really need to explain this to you, I question that you are actually from this planet. Send comments to: Pat@notasportsguy.com |
Terminology:Hike or Snap: the action of the center
lineman giving the ball to the quarterback (or in some cases
a running back). He does this by handing the ball
between his legs to the quarterback or by tossing the ball
between his legs if the quarterback is standing a few steps
behind the lineman (called shotgun). This action marks
the start of each play. Offense: The dudes with the ball that try to get the ball past the goal line or through the uprights Defense: Dudes charged with stopping aforementioned offense from scoring. Special Teams: Not really a separate team, just a grouping of players put on the field when there is an upcoming change of possession (kickoff, punt, field goal). Quarterback: The defacto leader of the offense because the ball passes through his hands every play. The quarterback is the most visible player on the field and generally has the biggest and most easily bruised ego. The Quarterback will generally hand the ball to a running back or throw the ball to a myriad of players/positions (Running Back, Tight End, Wide Receiver, Tackle eligible lineman). Tight end: For the Ladies only…dude with a nice rear end. The tight end is a hybrid player who is big enough to run block and nimble enough to get out in the open field and catch balls thrown from the quarterback. The tight end usually lines up next to an offensive lineman in a three point stance. In today’s offense, the tight end is a valuable commodity. Bye week: A week that a team does not play a game. For example, the NFL season is seventeen weeks long, but teams only play sixteen games because during one of the weeks, they will have a “bye.” |